Potholes!

After a hardy rainstorm filled all the potholes in the streets and alleys, a young mother watched her two little boys playing in the puddles through her kitchen window. The older of the two, a five year old lad, grabbed his sibling by the back of his head and shoved his face into one of the water holes. As the boy recovered and stood laughing and dripping, the mother was running towards them in a panic.

"Why on earth did you do that to your little brother?!" she says as she shook the older boy's shoulders in anger combined with relief.

"We were just playing 'church' mommy," he said. "And I was just baptizing him.....'in the name of the Father, the Son and in the hole-he-goes.' "